

Paul Scholes – I assume Scholesy was thinking, “I have to do something memorable in my last Manchester derby, I wanna go out with a bang!” You would think the Ginger Prince would bang in a winning goal. No, our boy, who has Xavi and Fabregas drooling over the career the boy has had, decides to do what Scholesy doesn’t do best – tackle. A deserved red card and the fact that United had to play with ten men went some way to losing to ciddy.. (PS, it’s not time to take down the banner just yet!). The wee genius earns about $175,000 per week (saves $250,000).

Arsene Wenger – I don’t know how long Arsene has been in the game in England, but come on sir, you know it’s not over until the referee blows that final whistle. He then complains to Dogleash, who’s team has just conceded a penalty in the 8th minute of injury time, thus is elated at getting the reward of another penalty in the 100th minute. Dogleash then tells Wenger in no uncertain terms to “urinate off”. Now Arsene when things don’t go your way, you need to take it so o let Dogleash have his moment. I admit I’ve never been happier to see a dirty scouse goal! Arsene you get the final nomination for constantly moaning. Fined $100,000 (saves $200,000)