This week’s honor roll goes to………..
Nile Ranger (Newcastle United) - This is the second time that Ranger has made the list. First off he poses with a gun and his hood up, thinking he is some sort of gangster. The kid has a chance of a lifetime and after that little incident you would think he would wise up. Not a chance. This month Ranger will be in court more times than he has played for Newcastle this season. The boy is only 20, and will face magistrates twice in two days. Ranger was arrested for assault leaving a man with a broken jaw and he was also cited for violence, driuk-driving and being drunk and disorderly. Prior to the season starting the forward was told to find a new club; you would think he would sort himself out. Of course not, he is an overpaid soccer player with a massive ego and now no one will touch him with a ten foot barge pole. Earns about $20,000 per weeks (saves $40,000).
FETWW Advice – Grow up son, there are plenty of kids dreaming of getting where you are now. Don’t throw it away.
FETWW Advice – You booze, you cruise, YOU LOSE.
Johnny Evans (Manchester United) – Now this kid has had enough chances to stake a claim for a starting spot in the United XI on numerous occasions. He just isn’t up to it. Now this may just be me picking on a player that hasn’t lived up to the high standards of what we Reds are accustomed to. Let there be no doubt there are others, but over the past few weeks he has been dire or what the Americans say “You suck”. He comes from the same geographical area as me. I call it North of Ireland, he calls its Northern Ireland but that doesn’t fuel my dislike of him (I would use hate, but Hugo always told me not to hate anyone, it’s too strong of a word). I have loved Big Norman, Gillespie (to an extent) and Georgie Best, so religion doesn’t come into. United is Religion. So Johnny next time you see Hugo Hamill in Belfast, thank him will you. Earns about $80,000 per week (saves $160,000).
FETWW Advice – Johnny on your bike lad, you just ain't United!
FETWW advice – Just get on with it. Let them have their banners!